Shoes exterminator – what a fuck is that, you may ask. Well, let me tell you a story, my little friend. A story called “Shoe exterminator”.
Once upon a time a little girl named Katie from rich warm Western country came to Latvia in winter time. She liked the snow and was happy walking down the streets of Riga and catching snowflakes with her tongue. So one day, after a cold night, she decided to wear the nice boots she bought for £500 on Bond Street in London last Autumn. She had her expensive boots on for the first time and felt so happy walking down the streets on a nice snowy day. At the end of the day she got back to her hotel and was surprised to discover that her boots looked like she had them on for like 30 years or so. They had changed colour, had white marks and it was impossible to cover that with shoe creme either. Little girl Katie was so unhappy and she cried all night and sweared she will never go to Latvia again.
Morale: Don’t wear expensive boots/shoes if it’s cold and snowy in Riga, because since Soviet times to make pedestrian roads less slippery they (those fucking council cunts) are using salt. A lot of salt. Just like that, they put in on a ground. In tons. And it destroys your shoes within a few days.
February 11, 2008 at 11:43 am
I just hope that none of my friends will ever find this website. I guess that when you have diarrhea you’re not telling about it to all the people you meet, especially to those not knowing you well.
Maybe it’s just that I’ve no latvian sense of humour…
May 29, 2009 at 10:51 am
ah, I am feeling so sad…another rich girl in trouble! want to showoff? go to New York not to the Eastern European country. nothing more to say here, only that she is pretty stupid to take so expensive boots with her! what if she would loose these boots with her luggage? most probably she would not fly anymore…and please Katie dont wear diamonds when going to favelas.